Starring

SIDESHOW MULDER & SCULLY
and
CUSTOM DRAGON GEORG!MULDER

Our Story Begins...

Scully has become separated from Mulder on a stakeout.

"Mulder? ... Mulder? Where are you?"

 

 

"Ich habe die geheimen Akten im Lager gesichert, wie wir zustimmten... Jemand kommt. Auf Wiedersehen!" *

* I have secured the secret files in the warehouse as we agreed... Someone is coming. Goodbye!

 

 

"Oh, there you are, Mulder!"

 

 

"Warum, hallo -- er, I mean, Why, hello, Scully."

 

 

"I didn't know you spoke German. And what happened to your suit?"

 

 

"Hi, Scully! Here I am. Hey! Who's this guy???"

 

 

"I'm not waiting to find out! HANDS UP!"

 

 

"Oh, not YOU, Mulder..."

 

 

"Who are you, and why do you look like me? Are you an Alien Bounty Hunter?"

"Ich erkläre Ihnen nie! Mwa ha ha ha ha!" *

* I will never tell you! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

 

 

"That's enough. Get the cuffs on him, Mulder!"

 

 

"We didn't come with cuffs, Scully. I'll have to use this twist-tie from my box."

 

 

"Oh, right. I forgot. Well, I guess the twist-tie will have to do."

 

 

"Why they didn't give us cuffs, I'll never... Mulder, what the heck have you got on your feet???"

 

 

"Um... you mean my flip-flops?"

 

 

"We didn't come with flip-flops! Where did you get flip-flops?"

 

 

"I got them from Ken. I like them. They're comfy!"

 

 

"Oh, for Pete's sake. What's wrong with the continuity people around here? I'm not reshooting this whole scene just because you had to show up in flip-flops. C'mon, you. You may be a German spy, but I'm ready for some of that good old-fashioned German efficiency!"

"Ha ha! Ich erhalte das Mädchen! So lang, Sauger!"*

* Ha ha! I get the girl! So long, sucker!

 

 

The End

 

Thanks to Kel for letting her Sideshow Mulder and Scully play.

Georg was made by Dragon Models, but is now retired. You may be able to find a Georg on eBay; he will need hair remodeling and a paint job.